THIS WEEK'S BEST JOKES

MAD MAX For November 17, 2012

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Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.' We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I asked.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?
''That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. (Unbelievable but sadly true....)

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My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.

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Some people are alive only because
it's illegal to kill them.


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I used to have a handle on life,
but it broke.


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He who dies with the most toys
is nonetheless dead.


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The gene pool
could use a little chlorine.


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Consciousness:
That annoying time between naps


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Being "over the hill"
is much better than being under it


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A journey of a thousand miles
begins with a cash advance

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The trouble with life
is there's no background music.


September 2005, Key West Florida.

Hugs, Carolyn & Frank

Carolyn Kaiser carolyn@suddenlysenior.com
Frank Kaiser
frank@suddenlysenior.com
http://www.suddenlysenior.com/

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