After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holidays. One small girl wrote her “child’s view of retirement”: We always used to spend Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to live here in a big brick home but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they…
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! I think owning a gun doesn’t make you…
Check out George Carlin’s hilarious views on aging. Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions. “How old are you?” “I’m four and a half!” You’re…
Need a good joke about alcoholics anonymous? You’ll love this one. Are you tired of being told like it is? Still looking for that easier, softer way? Had enough of that same old time – tested direction? NO READING! NO WRITING! NO DEADLINES! STANDARD FEATURES INCLUDE: Listening to your sniveling without constant reference to the…
This is my story of age activated attention deficit disorder. Can any seniors out there relate to my adult ADD? This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and notice the mail on the table. OK, I’m going to wash the car. But first I’m going to…
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