| 1. Who or what was Sparkle Plenty?
a. The second engagement ring Richard Burton gave Liz Taylor
b. A character in the Dick Tracy comic strip
c. A constellation in the Milky Way discovered in 1849 by A. J. Plenty
2. What are Curb Whiskers?
a. A cat's way of curbing bad habits
b. Springy projections mounted on a car to let a driver know she's getting close to the curb
c. In the '30s, "gates" that had to be removed from injection-molded curbs
3. Who among the following would NOT be ranked with the "Song Birds?"
4. Name the first couple ever to be shown in bed together on primetime TV?
A. Roy Rogers and his wife, Dale Evans. Trigger was just outside the door
b. Matt Dillon and Kitty Russell on Gunsmoke
c. Fred and Wilma Flintstone
d. Mary Kay and Johnny
5. What comic used to say, "I'm a BAAAAAAD boy!"
a. Lou Costello to Abbot, after a lecture by Bud Abbot, telling Lou how he screwed up
b. The Lone Ranger to Tonto every time the masked man gave away a phony silver bullet
c. Fibber McGee to Molly when she would open their closet door and 50 tons of junk came tumbling out
6. What was the first novel ever to be written on a typewriter?
7. Name one song made famous by Doris Day other than "Que Sera?"
8. What year was the first commercial microwave introduced?
9. What was Walt Disney's first animated feature film?
10. What company sponsored Capt. Midnight on the radio?
11. We collected them. We licked them. We got free merchandise with them.
12. What was it that you had to be careful that you wouldn't step on when walking on the sidewalk back then?
1. b) A highlight of Chester Gould's Dick Tracy was the birth in 1947 of a beautiful daughter to the characters B.O. Plenty and Gravel Gertie, named Sparkle Plenty.
2. b. Curb Whiskers or Feelers are springy projections mounted on a car to let a driver know she's getting close to the curb. Important in the days of whitewall tires.
3. c) Jeanette MacDonald. The "Song Birds" were female vocalists who sang with the big bands. Many went on to long and successful recording careers. Jeanette MacDonald was a classically trained artist with a big voice who made many movies with Nelson Eddy.
4. d) Mary Kay and Johnny on Nov. 18, 1947. Years later, the first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
5. a) Lou Costello to Bud Abbot, after Abbot would tell Costello how he screwed up again.
6. c) Tom Sawyer. Like all things Twain, who knows for sure? A true geezer, he once said, "I can remember anything, whether it happened or not."
7. b) "Sentimental Journey"
8. b) 1954. The Raytheon RadaRange was five feet high, weighed 750 pounds, and was rated at 1600 Watts. Amana introduced the first counter top microwave for home use in 1967.
9. c) Snow White, made in 1938. This was followed by Pinocchio (1940), Fantasia (1940), The Reluctant Dragon (1941), Dumbo (1941), and Bambi (1942).
10. a) The series, born in 1938 on Chicago's WGN, was originally sponsored by the Skelly Oil Company, Once it went network in 1940, Ovaltine took over sponsorship. Millions of us kids were forced to buy one bottle of Ovaltine every year in order to receive the free decoder badge which, most often, would decode the important encrypted message at program's end as B-U-Y-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E.
11. b) S & H Green Stamps
12. b) Cracks
10 -12 correct: You are not only older than dirt, but plenty smart, too. Now if you could only find your glasses.
7 - 9 correct: Not quite dirt yet, but your mind is definitely muddy.
0 - 6 correct: You are a sad excuse of a geezer. Redeem yourself. Wear yellow pants or let your ear hairs grow into a comb-overs.
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